Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Monday, February 02, 2009

brilliant

To Secretary Clinton,
While I was a bit harsh on you during the campaign, I think you are a brilliant selection as Secretary of State. Especially after seeing this:

This was brilliant and made me smile on an evening I didn't expect to.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

fence post and other inauguration errors

Just as on election day, I was on an airplane over Greenland as the world changed, so I had the inauguration on a DVR. Absolutely amazing to see and I am as thrilled as everyone by what the future holds. A few nits did pop out while watching:

First, apparently, on top of his other challenges, Rick Warren would also be a lousy programmer:

Now today we rejoice not only in America's peaceful transfer of power for the 44th time.

Obama is the 44th President, so we had 44 transfers, right?
Well, no. We've had 43 transfers between Presidents. This kind of "off-by-one" error is called a "fence post" error in computer science and is sadly common in software projects. Of course, maybe Rick was including the transfer of power from the British to George Washington in his list of "peaceful transfers."

Second, alas, President Obama decided to make a similar mistake:
Forty-four Americans have now taken the presidential oath

Unless SkyNet sent a rotund T-1000 back in time and replaced Grover Cleveland between 1889 and 1893, Forty-three Americans have taken the Oath. Cleveland was both our 22nd and 24th President, but he was the same person. There have been 44 Presidencies but only 43 Presidents.

Third, it really instills me with a sense of confidence that the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court couldn't bother to learn the Presidential Oath of Office:
I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.


Not too long, is it. Note the absence of "So help me God" in the Constitutional instructions.
Well, they probably called Chief Justice Roberts Tuesday morning and said "Hey, John, if you aren't, you know, busy today, would you mind attending Barack's inauguration? It would be so cool if you could give him the Oath of Office."
Maybe he's irked that Obama voted against his confirmation?

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

happy 30th, star wars holiday special!

[edit: sad, the Google video version is gone]

To think 30 years ago I begged to stay up and watch this. Thanks to the MST3K/Rifftrax for doing their best to improve it.

Monday, December 22, 2008

because everyone should have a wunder boner

Had to post this because a) found over at WWdN, b) it sounds like Mike Rowe doing the voiceover, and c) posting about Rick Warner just made me angry, so some levity was in order.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

redefining awesome

It may soon be illegal to use "awesome" to describe anything other than this video:



Found on WWdN, of course.

Thursday, September 04, 2008

seriously

Somehow had lost indexed from my reader.  Glad I found it again:










Monday, September 01, 2008

thanks, henrik!

I've been up to my eyeballs getting EMI digital up and rolling. We have our temporary space in San Francisco, have made a few early, critical hires, and the path ahead is becoming clearer. So, full steam ahead.

However, looking back can be fun, too. Henrick Bennetsen, who many of you know from the Metaverse U summit, sent me links to some funny movies from my SLCC'06 talk. They are archived as part of the Stanford Humanities Lab's wonderful "Archiving Virtual Worlds" project. Thank you, Henrik, these videos made me smile!





The video referenced in my talk. Second Life circa September, 2001.

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

i really will do a post on the hearings eventually

But, until then, I'll let the Daily Show take care of the commentary for me.

Pity they didn't actually make the dolphin avatar in Second Life. Congratulations to Sue for getting featured in the report.